If you guessed "toilet," you've probably lived in Asia--or you've been reading our blog! Yes, these were the ludicrously complicated controls for the toilet at our hotel near Sokcho, where we spent the weekend (more pics forthcoming). As you can tell from the above photographic illustration, the DobiDos toilet includes all the latest options in butt-cleansing technology, from "funnel" and "manly funnel" to "skirt squirt," "gushing river," and, on the far left, "please stop, you're hurting me, let me go." Of course, we were reluctant to give any of these a go (see: fear of apartment toilet), but we did take the power seat for a spin.
Oh yeah, that seat? It's heated. Now, if only we could have figured out how to flush the darn thing . . .
In other news, this is SchoolofROK's 100th post! And you can expect more well-documented shenanigans in the near future.
PS: Mike, did I fool you on this one? I was trying pretty hard!
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I nearly died in one of those toilets just a half a year ago...
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