Actually, it's pretty good. Tastes a bit like the prickly-pear I had in Arizona, but sweetened. And with little chunks of aloe floating around, to boot!
Yes, that's corn-flavored (or more like corn-scented green tea) in a can. And, yes, that's a garishly thin cartoon woman hugging a four-foot ear of corn.As for taste, results were mixed. It was incredibly strange, but not unpleasant. It basically was like tasting green tea while smelling roasted corn. (Or Bugles.) Not much of a corn taste really, just a corn smell. BONUS: In the vending machine, it was right next to the POCARI SWEAT.